There are some noteworthy developments since I last posted. So below is a summary.Things that have changed since I adopted the mo:
- Productivity and output has soared as my moustache has helped me get to work earlier, work more efficiently, and stay later.
- I have had to pay closer attention to cup, mug, and glass selection as the moustache frequently dips into my beverage. As a result of increased moustache swimming, I have had to get used to the idea of follicles dancing in my drink. I reached an all-time low recently when I did not even flinch at a hair in my drink despite my friend alerting me. I simply shrugged it off.
- A new part of the toothbrushing ritual is to clean and wipe away toothpaste froth from around the inner moustache edges after a good scrub. This easily lengthens the process by minutes.
- I have had to better anticipate sneezes or avoid sneezing altogether. The collateral damage that occurs following a tissue-less sneeze can require an Exxon Valdez-like clean up operation.
- So far I have gained a greater appreciation for the effort a moustache requires; nevertheless, I have no better understanding as to why someone makes the life-choice to grow a moustache in the first place.

A picture my moustache took while it was writing this post. Impressive.
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